here a couple
"Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML"
"Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying 'Come over and have sex with me.' He never responded. FML"
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